Ninjas VS Pirates

Ah, the timeless debate... which would win in a battle? Ninjas or Pirates? This legendary topic has been passed down for decades from geek to geek.
So I that's why felt I had get in on the action and make a joke with my own spin on it.
Ninjas in eyeliner VS Pirates in eyeliner! Oooooo... the suspence! So, who do you think would win in a battle? Gaara of the Desert or Captain Jack Sparrow?
Oh and before I get ambushed by rabid fangirls, yes I know Gaara doesn't wear make-up! I've read EVERY chapter of Naruto currently out. I'm very aware that the dark circles around Gaara's eyes are because he suffers from insomnia due to the Shukaku that consumes his personality. Hell... I've even listened to many episodes of the Naruto radio show only aired in Japan (including the episodes where Gaara was the co-host), so trust me, my fandom is bigger than yours!
Making fun of the characters that I love is just something that I'm good at. I know how much people love Gaara (like myself for example) and I know even more people love the character Johnny Depp plays as in Pirates of the Carribean, Captain Jack Sparrow. So for all of the fans of either of these characters, or the fans of the Ninja VS Pirate debate, I hope you all enjoy my drawing!